My dog’s name is Sampson a.k.a Professor Fluffy Pants. He is so cute and adorable but he is a master at making a mess on my floor when I am not looking. We are having big marital problems over my dog. My upset husband wants to get rid of my adorable fluffy creature that God created. I just don’t know what to do because I am stuck between a perky, cute, fluffy ball of love and my husband who is not fluffy or perky but is definitely cute. As the battle continues, I just try to keep the house smelling fresh when my husband comes home and hope that he doesn’t step on any doggie mess I couldn’t find. I think Fluffy Pants may go missing if it happens again. Watch for signs around my neighborhood. They will either say Missing or For Sale!